Jared tweeted a picture of himself hitting on someone on Tinder. Do you recognize this stud muffin?
If Jared Rutledge is Espresso Man, then Jacob Owens is Espresso Sidekick.
Jacob doesn’t tweet (Jared refers to him in the third person on his Twitter feed) but his voice is all over the podcasts.
What a coincidence! You should ask him about this when you visit him at Waking Life Espresso.
Ladies, when Jared is 38, stay the hell away from him. Actually this may be good advice no matter what Jared’s age is.
Adore Espresso Man! Adore him!
Patton Oswalt, watch out. Espresso Man has got the JOKES.
“Hitting the wall” by the way is Pick Up Artist jargon which refers to women who are aging. Which we all are, duh.