Jared tweeted a picture of himself hitting on someone on Tinder. Do you recognize this stud muffin?
Meet Jacob Owens, who goes by “young Jay” on the podcast
If Jared Rutledge is Espresso Man, then Jacob Owens is Espresso Sidekick.
Jacob doesn’t tweet (Jared refers to him in the third person on his Twitter feed) but his voice is all over the podcasts.
Wow, both Jared Rutledge and manosphere tweeter Holistic Game were philosophy majors!
What a coincidence! You should ask him about this when you visit him at Waking Life Espresso.
Lucky woman
Ladies, when Jared is 38, stay the hell away from him. Actually this may be good advice no matter what Jared’s age is.
Woe unto she who does not give him a “submissive” look
Adore Espresso Man! Adore him!
Is a 12-year-old writing Jared’s Twitter posts?
Patton Oswalt, watch out. Espresso Man has got the JOKES.
Jared and his “sadistic pleasure”
“Hitting the wall” by the way is Pick Up Artist jargon which refers to women who are aging. Which we all are, duh.
Ladies, who want to wash Jared’s undies?
Sounds like he’s got a position available!
You still want them to buy your espresso tho
Amirite?
If what you’re doing isn’t working…
Just “start yelling”! That’ll show ’em.
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