PSA: when a woman gives you her #

We take a break from Jared and Jacob’s clown show to give young men a life lesson.

Yes, she is probably giving you her real #. Women gave out fake #s in the old days because when the phone rang, there was no screen telling you who the fuck it was and it was really hard to block calls from polyester Casanovas who couldn’t Take a Fucking Hint.

Now, it’s easy to give a number to a guy, share his thirsty “Hey bebbeh, whut’s happenin'” texts with your friends for a laugh, then ditch him.

Give him your number, he momentarily happy-dances inside while you smile and get the fuck away. That’s a best-practice in the 2010s.

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